Girls Before Squirrels

Live Feed Summary for Monday, September 4, 2006

With both girls on the block, the men of Chilltown spent most of the weekend trying to decide what to do if one of them wins the next POV. They'll leave both girls on the block, of course, but which one should they send packing? They finally come to the conclusion that Erika would need to go since she's so good at Endurance Challenges. 

However, when POV Comp time rolls around, neither Will nor Boogie is able to pull out the win, and Janelle walks away the champion once again. Knowing that Will will soon occupy the nomination chair that Janelle vacates, Operation Double Date is put into overdrive. Will flirts with Janelle, rarely taking a break, and Boogie does what Will asks him to do by continuing to romance Erika in order to insure her vote in the end game. 

Will even brings up the subject that the two of them should have the first BB baby. Impossible, of course, since Bunny has been working on one with Hardy since BB2. Sure, Hardy doesn't know it yet, but that's merely an oversight that will be remedied in due time. "Due time" being when I finally track him down, throw a net over him, and drag him back to my bungalow by the sea.

Erika tells Boogie that she's not going down without a fight. She plans to spend the day working on Janelle for her vote. Boogie shares the info with Will, who cautions Boogie not to leave Erika and Janelle alone.

Erika looks in the storage room and notices her empty suitcase there along with Janelle's and Will's. "We must be having a Live Eviction tomorrow night," she says. "Everyone has to pack except Boogie." 

As everyone begins to fold clothes and pack their bags, Erika asks Janelle if she has anything she can borrow to wear on the show tomorrow night. Janelle offers her a choice between a pink sweater and a t-shirt that says, "I Don't Date Clowns!" Seeing as how Erika associated with both Dave on BB4 and All-Stars' favorite Bozo, Boogie, during BB7, she decides that the point of the shirt would be moot and chooses to go with her stand-by gray sweatshirt instead.

Remember when I said I was tired of the Bunny shirt? I take it back.

Unlike Jase and Will, who never tire of looking at themselves, I did get sick of seeing my own mug plastered on the screen. However, I would kiss myself silly just to see my reflection in the glass once again instead of that blah gray sweatshirt. What happened to "Pretty in Pink" Erika? With or without a Bunny? 

Boogie falls behind on his babysitting duties and somehow allows the girls to spend a moment together out of earshot.  Erika uses it to ask Janelle to use the Veto power to send Will out of the game. "If you don't do that," she says, "I don't think I can vote for you if you make it to the end."

Erika:    Besides, Will is playing you. You need to know that.
Janelle:    Are you serious? He is?
Bunny:    Yep. Like a trumpet, strumpet.

Janelle:    Well, Boogie is playing YOU.
Erika:    He can't be! Not really!  Is he, Bun?
Bunny:    Sorry.  Just like the radio, lady-o.

The two women compare notes and, with a little help from their friend Bunny, finally come to the conclusion that they've both been had by the men of Chilltown. They spend the rest of the evening scheming revenge, beginning with Will's eviction tomorrow night.

Erika:  You keep me in the game, Janelle, and I will support you all the way to the end.  We'll boot Will out of here now, and then Boogie gets it. Janelle:  Okay, I'll do it.

Holy mammaries, Batman!  Sisters are doin' it for themselves!

Bunny:   E?
Erika:   Hey, Bunny - whaddup?
Bunny:   Did you just convince Janelle, the strongest female competitor in BB history, to eliminate Dr. Will?  The hands-down favorite for Best BB Contestant of All Time?                                                            Erika:   That's right, Bunny, I did.
Bunny:  You make me so proud.  Want another t-shirt?  In gray?

Hoppy trails,

(Photos courtesy of TVClubhouse)
 
 

Free Willy!

Live Feed Summary for Tuesday, September 5, 2006

 I couldn't have said it better myself.
 
 

Hoppy trails, Will.

(Photo courtesy of TVClubhouse)
 
 

Janelle Hands Over First Win to Erika; Boogie Sails Through Second

Live Feed Summary for Wednesday, September 6, 2006

Last night the game blew up when Will was evicted - too bad I can't say the same about the volcano prop set up for Part One of the final HOH competition. The remaining three HGs were told to climb up on the mountain and hold on to an embedded key with both hands. Within the first 30 seconds of the challenge, Boogie gave a shout-out to Richard Hatch, the naked guy from the first "Survivor," and jumped off. No one's sure why he did it, but speculation has it that he merely wanted to get off long enough to remove his clothes and then climb back on. 

No one should be surprised. Boogie has been showing his ass the entire season.

Of course, Janelle gasped at the thought of seeing Boogie in the buff, and consequently removed her hand from the key in order to shield her eyes. This caused her to be eliminated from the game, and Erika was declared the winner - all before the competition had a real chance of taking off. The volcano was a no-go, or should I say a "no-blow," since there wasn't even enough time to set it to shaking and spurting. 

Boogie spends most of today in bed while Janelle is studying for a possible Q&A Part Two. Erika is quizzing her on BB trivia, but the two of them take plenty of study breaks to compare more notes about Chilltown's Operation Double Date strategy. "I was such a fool," says Erika. "How could I have been so stupid?" Janelle answers, "The two guys were good. I am really embarrassed that I fell for it."

I know I speak for all of America and probably Canada and I bet even Australia and possibly England that it's a good thing the two women wised up. Girl power and all that. However, with that said, I must admit that I'm missing having Will around. He was awesome to watch in action. I know now why all those people drank that Koolaid.

It's almost time for Part Two of the HOH comp and Janelle can't find her lucky gloves, the ones she always wears during challenges. The few times she didn't wear them, she lost. 

Erika mentions to Boogie that Janelle is looking for her gloves. "I took them," says Mike. Hearing that Boog is a thief is a real surprise, considering I saw him on the episode of "Yes, Dear" where he tried hard to steal the scene and was hugely unsuccessful. 

Erika tells Janelle that she thinks Boogie took the gloves, and the two of them look in several hiding places. They are nowhere to be found, so Janelle gives up and heads outside for the competition, leaving her fingers vulnerable to whatever might come their way.

After failing to compete in Part One as Richard Hatch, Boogie decides to try adopting the role of Bjork for Part Two.

The event involves hanging on to some sort of suspended contraption and "flying" through the air to score points.  Unfortunately, it's another loss for Janelle, who not only loses the game after having lost her gloves, but also loses her neck in the grueling competition. 

This has become something of an epidemic, I must say.

Anyway, Boogie takes the win. He's also awarded a new convertible.  I would say something here about never leaving the top down if he ever drives through Janelle's Miami hometown, but I don't think it's necessary since any bullet shot at him would just bounce off the rubber of all those bands in his hair.

After the competition, Erika asks Boogie if he plans on taking her to the Final Two if he wins Part 3 tomorrow night. He replies that he will, indeed, take Erika. "I can't win against Janelle," he says.

I don't know, Boogie. You DO have her lucky gloves.

Hoppy trails,

(Photos courtesy of MyTwoCents)
 
 

Long Live the Queen!

Live Feed Summary for Thursday, September 7, 2006

Please join me in singing that old Beatles' classis, "Janelle, My Belle."

Jan-elle, my belle
These are words that go together well                                               My Janelle

I love you, I love you, I looooooooooove you
That's all I want to say
You turned the Bunny gay
And she almost cut her hair in that weird Rosie style
 
 

Jan-elle, you're swell
O'er us all you cast a magic spell                                                      Like Tinkerbell

We want you, we want you, we waaaaaant you
To stay in the game
Otherwise, it's lame
Since no one wants Mike Boogie to win
 
 

Jan-elle, can't spell
But at other comps she really did excel                                              Turned players to gel

They loved her, they loved her, they loooooooooooved her
But knew she couldn't be beat
They kicked her to the street
'Cause she didn't ride the Boogie like Erika's feet
 
 

Jan-elle, farewell
I hope there's lots of ice cream at the hotel
With caramel

You are still the queen of the BB comps
And I - wish you well
My Janelle
 
 

Hoppy trails, Janie,

(Photo courtesy of Cliotheleo)
 
 

Erika Suffering from Boogie Fever

Live Feed Summary for Friday, September 8, 2006

Dear Erika,

Here's how Girl Power works.

When you find out a guy has been using you, then you dump him. Right there, right then. That's Part One.

Part Two: There is no Part Two. At least there's not supposed to be. Part Two is when one minute the girl is crying "How could I be so stupid to believe his lies?" and the next minute she's straddling him in the nomination chair and talking about Baby Boogie in a buggy.

Not acceptable.

If you don't stop this behavior - dare I say it? I'm going to have to ask for my shirt back.

Get a grip, darling - and that doesn't include anything attached to your present roommate.
 

Hoppy trails,

As a footnote, let me add that these bad babies need to be covered and put out of commission until further notice.

(Photo courtesy of Hamsterwatch)
 
 

Jury Fury

Live Feed Summary for Saturday, September 9, 2006

One half of Operation Double Date is now gone from the game, leaving the couple that no one thought would get this far: Erika and Boogie. Erika is up early today, cleaning the house for tonight's Round Table portion of the show when the sequestered HGs return to question the final contestants about their strategies.

Boogie stays in bed until the afternoon in an attempt to avoid spending time with Erika. She has decided to ignore all signs that their romance was strictly game play on Boogie's part, and that he has grown tired of pretending to care about her. When he joins her in the kitchen, she tries to talk about their future. Boogie has other priorities.

Erika:    Honey, I think we should take a trip together after the show.
Boogie:    Whaddup, Joe Vance!
Erika:    Are you going to propose to me at the Finale? 
Boogie:    Marshall Crane! Got your ticket!
Erika:   What should we name our baby?
Boogie:   Happy Birthday, Lonnie Moore! You're my boy!

Before Erika can tune into the fact that Boogie is more into his friends than he is to her, it's time for the Round Table. The two finalists take their places in the line of fire. Each HG will be allowed to ask a question in order of eviction. Marcellas is first.

Marcellas:    Boogie, how in the world have you kept up your highlights during the past three months?
Howie:    That's a stupid question, Marci. My turn. Hey, Erika! Big Boy like feet!
Bunny:  That's not even a question, Howie. James, do you have anything to ask?
James:    Not really. I just want everyone to know that I didn't actually swear on the Bible during Season 6. I swore on the treadmill. Watch the tapes.

Bunny:   Okay, who's next? Danielle?
Danielle:   Do y'all got any wine left up in there?
Bunny:   Irrelevant.  George, you're up. Please ask your question.
George:   Could I get the HOH sheets for Ebay?  And any and all cups, bowls, and stuff like that there?

Bunny:   Dr. Will, surely you have something to inquire pertaining to the game.
Will:   Not really, Bunny. At the end of the day, it's just a game. Speaking of games, how awesome would it be if Janelle and I got on "Amazing Race?" 

Bunny:  Awesome indeed. Janelle, do you have a question?
Janelle:   Yeah. What's your address, Bunny? I'm totally sending you my crown. And those pink rabbit pjs, too.  No one should forget that it's all about the Bunny.

Bunny:  True that.  And I have a couple of questions for these finalists, too. One rabbit at the Round Table, coming up.

Bunny:   I'll address the lady first. Erika, would you like for me to clarify to the world that you really haven't been playing Boogie Woogie's "bugle" in the company of BB?  Boogie needed no help in tooting his own horn. And Mike (can I call you Mike?), who in the hell is Joe Vance?

After the grueling Q&A, the jury members are taken back to the Sequester House and Erika and Boogie are left to discuss how they think the votes will go. After analyzing each question, neither can gauge what the game outcome will be.

Talk moves along to how each played the game. Erika takes credit for many of the major game moves, and Boogie becomes upset when she claims to have been the mastermind behind the eviction of Will, "the brains behind Chilltown." Boogie doesn't like being referred to as the dumber half of the duo, and therefore, he exits the scene in a huff.

After slamming the door of the bedroom, he gets in bed. Erika soon follows, begging Boogie to talk.

Erika:   I'm sorry, honey.
Boogie:   I don't want to talk now.
Erika:   But we need to.
Boogie:   Whaddup, Joe Vance!
Erika:   Seriously, honey, I hate it that I upset you. Let's discuss it.
Boogie:   Marshall Crane! Got your ticket!
Erika:   Boogie, please.....
Boogie:   Happy birthday, Lonnie Moore!

Erika gives up and takes her place on a nearby mattress, hoping that tomorrow all of Boogie's shout-outs will be out of his system and he'll be more receptive to a discussion about their relationship. After all, word's out that there's a crib sale coming up.

Hoppy trails,

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