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Live Feed Summary for Sunday, August 31, 2008
Plaid and Gray Take Girls Astray
Not much happened yesterday in the way of game play. The
HGs were given a craft kit and a deck of cards to wile away the
tedium.
The guys were so into a game of Gin Rummy at one point that
they didn't hear the desperate gags for help from Renny.
 After taking a fashion risk by mixing
sequins and a plaid scarf - and realizing immediately that it was a
"no go" - she accidentally choked herself in an anxious attempt to
remove the scarf before anyone took note of her faux
pas.
Like it would ever get by me.
Rescue Dan missed the opportunity to save Renny from the Killer
Scarf, but he had a chance to redeem the error today.
Jerry, while doing military marching around the pool
("Left....left.....left, right, left...."), took a misstep.
And at the ready was Rescue Dan with a savings plan.
 A 10% senior discount on Swim Club.
I guess I should mention here that even Dan seems clueless
as to how to rescue Keesha from the effects of her relationship
with salty snacks. Jerry has been pointing out that her
backside seems bigger these days. She's also letting herself
go in the wardrobe department, choosing to opt for her slouchy gray
sweatpants on a regular basis.
But sometimes when a person is heading down the gravel road of
grooming, a subtle hint is all she needs to get back on track.
So here's mine:
Hoppy trails,
Thank you to Estfan, djrenzz, & Kealoha for the
photos.
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Live Feed Summary for Monday, September 1, 2008
Holiday Display
Today is Labor Day so the HGs are given the use of a barbeque
grill for the day as well as the makings of a nice picnic: hot
dogs, hamburgers, buns, and chips. Memphis grabs the weiners
and meat patties to start cooking while Keesha grabs the.....well,
you know what she grabs.
BB also gives the HGs a flag to commemorate the holiday.
 Which says more "Independence" to me
rather than "Labor" but I've never been an astute study of holiday
icons.
All I know is I better not see any white shoes after today.
The HGs enjoy a picnic together, during which Jerry
continues to work on his posing skills for the offer he's sure to
get from "Antiquated Erotica" magazine.
After lunch, Keesha and Memphis take a dip in the pool.
 When Memphis' suit starts to take a
plunge of its own, Keesha watches it closely, hoping to get an
answer to the question she's been pondering: Do mixologists
have a propensity for spiral corkscrews?
Before she finds out, Memphis catches her staring and leaves the
pool to dry out in a lounge chair, where he takes precautions to
keep her guessing.
In the meantime, Dan wonders why no one's watching his shorts for
slippage.
The answer is clear. Everyone in the house knows they're
never coming off. They've been glued to Dan's body for weeks,
laced up and double knotted.
Some might say Dan never changes them as his way of
paying tribute to the Season Two stinky shorts of Dr. Will.
But I know it's more about the fear of what happened to Will's
buddy.
If the shorts come down for any reason, we're on it.
Hoppy trails,
Thank you to Bonzacat and Jumanji from TVClubhouse, and
Slykittee, attwx, and djrenzz from AllBigBrotherImages for the
photos.
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Live Feed Summary for Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Short Report
 We find Jerry up early this morning,
admiring the flag left from yesterday's celebration and
remembering the good old days in the military when wearing
green short shorts didn't mean an automatic dishonorable
discharge.
In the meantime, Dan wakes up happy that his shorts are still
securely fastened to his hips.
During the night, dreams of seasons past had him sleeping
fitfully.
Jerry had a few nocturnal problems last night, too. He
suffered from a bout of sleepwalking.
 Or rather "sleep grabbing."
Later in the day, Keesha and Renny try to pull off Dan's shorts
to wash them.....
 ...while Memphis looks on, hoping to
get an answer to the question he's been pondering:
Do high school football coaches have a propensity for long
yardage?
 Dan escapes to the '60s bedroom, where he makes
a plan to defend himself with a tie-dyed pillow, hoping that waving
it in front of Renny's face will cause an acid flashback.
Which it does.
Hoppy trails,
Thank you to Debra, MyTwoCents, & Kealoha for the
photos.
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Live Feed for Thursday, September 4, 2008
New Low for Sumo
Today the HGs wake up to photos of the season's past competitions
on the wall. That's Keesha on the far right.
Hmmm....let's try this again.
It's Eviction Day so the HGs spend most of the morning cleaning
the house, as well as studying the pictures off and on. It's
assumed they will be used in tonight's HOH competition.
 In the afternoon, they begin to get ready for
the Live Show. Memphis takes his time changing clothes,
putting me on edge. As most of you know, I'm a
long-time Vee Tee phobia sufferer and, even though I've
had therapy, I still fear the Vee. Correct me if I'm wrong,
but the vees on Memphis seem to be getting deeper and deeper.
Pure torture pour moi.
 He finally swaps out the t-shirt for
something much nicer in a beautiful blue, and goes retro Kewpie with
his hair.
 By the way, here he is hiding his stuff from
Keesha again.
When it's time for the Live Show, the HGs gather in the living
room to await the next eviction. BB airs a segment on Memphis
that includes interviews with his friends, and sadly, I must report
that the Vee Virus seems to be contagious.
 There are a couple of guys on the
right who haven't succumbed as yet, but you know it's just a matter
of time.
BB also shows an old photo of Memphis. What I want to know
is, when did this.....
...turn into this?
At eviction time, Renny is sent out the door by a vote of 2-0 and
the remaining HGs go to the backyard to test their knowledge of the
pictures they memorized earlier. All except Jerry, who has
been put in Time-Out.
 It's for subjecting us to an
overabundance of sleeveless shirts, even though tonight he gave them
a rest. Unfortunately, it was too little too late.
Dan scores another win for himself and leads the others back into
the house, where they find a sumo wrestler waiting for them in the
living room.
Not just any Sumo wrestler, but one that knows how to par-tay!
 He dances.....
 he plays air guitar....
and after slamming back a few sakis, he dons a tutu to perform
the entire production of "Swan Lake."
After he exits stage left, he leaves behind an envelope that
contains a letter for the HGs, advising them that tomorrow they'll
compete in a Luxury competition. Memphis is hoping that like
past BBs, the prize will be a new wardrobe. He has his fingers
crossed that he'll be able to add more Vee tees to his stash, maybe
even sewing a few together to make W's.
Hoppy trails,
Thank you to Estfan, Debra, & Kealoha for the
photos.
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Live Feed Summary for Friday, September 5, 2008
Visit from Monkey Leaves Big Clue for Chunky
The HGs are awakened by a gorilla this morning.
Sorry. I mean....
Don't boo. I'm not the first one who's mixed up a monkey
with a hairy Bunky. And he'll be the first one to tell you
that.
The ape is actually Jessie in disguise, which doesn't surprise
anyone. After all, Jessie is somewhat representative of the
missing link. Or the link right before that.
Anyway, Jessie takes the HGs out to the yard where they find
clues to help them solve a riddle leading to the Luxury prize.
 The first is a large blueberry.
 The second is an egg hatching.
Which Memphis is drawn to for some vee-culiar reason.
The third has nothing to do with the competition.
It was just put there because this never worked.
And it's time to get serious.
In fact, you can throw in that rule book about horizontal stripes
while you're at it.
Dan wins the contest by putting the clues together to form the
phrase "Bury the Hatchet" and is given the prize of a trip out of
the house to a beach location. He is told he can select
another HG to accompany him, either someone residing in the BB house
or an exiled HG living in the Jury House. He chooses Michelle,
but doesn't tell the others.
Tonight, Dan makes his nominations, opting to put Memphis and
Jerry on the block: Memphis because it's the best tactic to
keep Jerry and Keesha from knowing about the Renegade alliance, and
Jerry because he tries to avoid another stint in Time-Out by
cheating.
Hoppy trails,
Thank you to Debra, djrentzz, slykittee, and attwx for the
photos.
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